Proud to be an Indian

Mumbai, 11th July 2006, terrorists killed 200 common citizens of India in cold blood. They were murdered in series of seven blasts, while traveling on the commuter trains during the evening rush hour. Many families lost their sole earning member and their loved ones forever. World sympathizes with the grieving Indians. Outraged at this heinous, diabolic, hideous and cowardly attack, the head of the Indian government addresses the nation and promises to take action. Next day all blog websites are blocked in India!

I commend Indian government for taking the strictest possible 'action' for killing its hapless citizens. There was no option left for Indian government, particularly after no terrorist organization came forward to claim responsibility. When there is no one, with whom they could start peace talks ? They did that(peace talk) last time, when Bangladesh attacked Indian border and carried Indian soldiers like dogs, after slaughtering them.

Indian government should further contemplate bringing criminal charges on all those traveling on trains that day, including the dead. It was their fault to be traveling on train and getting killed. After all, suicide is a criminal offense in India.

If one thinks that Indian intelligence agencies are doing nothing then this is absolutely false. In the latest news, Indian intelligence and top security agencies, successfully hunted the crew of Air India after bottles of Scotch Whisky were found missing from the flight of Indian 'Prime Minister'. A flight engineer was booked for stealing them. Indian intelligence is receiving praises from across the world for this highly successful mission.

Amidst all this terrorist attacks, Indian should not lose its focus on economic front. India, being the pioneer of outsourcing industry should lead it from front. They should outsource its defence forces to Maldives. This would provide highly effective for the economy of Maldives, and full credit should go to our first ‘economist’ Prime Minister in decades. The total defence spending of Indian government is around 12.9 billion US dollars more than that of Russia, which spent around 11.4 billion USD (year 2002 figure). This spending by Indian government on defence has increased since then. Even if half of this money goes to Maldives then its economy will hugely benefit. The other half could be used by India for the foreign trips(with extra Scotch bottles) necessary for ‘those’ peace talks. The only strict commitment Maldives would be required to make, is to compulsorily provide soldiers in time, for the parade on the streets of New Delhi on 26th January. In fact, to increase the utilization of tax payer’s money, Indian government should seriously consider having two parades per year instead of usual one. I am sure every tax paying Indian would be highly pleased with the concern of the government for their money.

Proud to be an Indian!